Grand theft Hershey: 3-year-old learns larceny at an early age
So I’m in line at the grocery store the other day and this little girl turns to face me with a Chesire …
Project Green Thumbs: Aerobic gardening dos and don’ts
I know that under normal circumstances, most folks wouldn’t accuse gardening of being an aerobic activity. Tilling and raking and shoveling, perhaps, …
The Great Strawberry Popsicle Struggle of 2011
That would be MY popsicle he’s holding/nibbling at the 2009 Reno Air Races. I’m not a trained wrestler, lord knows, but I’d …
Sorry Chanel, perfume makes you ugly
From my mom’s prolific orange trees. Fresh citrus. Pumpkin pie. Dark, rich coffee. Ocean spray. Bread baking. Vomit. Garbage. Dirty diapers. My …
Southwest Flight 812: Comments that crack me up!
Although I am still waiting for my headache to go away, the hoopla about my experience on Southwest Flight 812 is slowing down …
Following the white rabbit (and then catching it)
Last Thursday Mr. T was taking out the trash when he beckoned me outside, saying “There’s something you need to see.” When …