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#100HappyDays: Quilted wisdom

“Life is hard; it’s even harder if you’re stupid”–throw pillow wisdom. June 12, 2014 I admit, when I saw the stitched pillow …

“I am Goliath and I sit where I want.” June 11, 2014 For awhile, I thought our 13-year old dog was stone …

Puttering around my front yard tomato pots, I heard Mr. T turn the corner and holler something like, “You’re going to like …

Oh did you think I was going to show you the goods? “You’re going to want to remember this,” she said, wielding …

“You can tell whether some misogynistic societal pressure is being exerted on women by calmly inquiring, ‘And are the men doing this, …

Accurate description of Gravity: A 90 minute anxiety attack. Thank you “Funny or Die” for these alternate title movie posters. I won …

For once, an ultimatum worked. I told T: “If the tree doesn’t come down today, I’m going to leave it up all …

How I do love a good Anne Taintor magnet! My meal planning research suggests that posting a weekly menu can cut down …

“I WAS SAVING THOSE!” “They were GROSS!” “I WAS SAVING THOSE FOR A REASON!” Huff. Puff. Door slam. Cold shoulder. We don’t …

I’m used to grade complaints, pleas for leniency, well wishes, the occasional hug. But at the end of last semester, I was …