An open letter to the lovely person(s) who drilled a hole in my gas tank to siphon fuel today
Dear Sir(s) or Madam(s), I want to sincerely thank you for taking the time out of your undoubtedly busy schedule to drop …
Shoulda bought stock in Kleenex
Photo credit In case you wonder, the only thing worse than preparing for 24 hours worth of comprehensive exams (beginning in T-11 days) …
Insomnia, I loathe thee
Although it may be too early to claim actual insomnia, I should be asleep right now. I’ve been flirting with a cold …
Plane crash = instant nausea and tears
The crowd stood with rapt attention, some yelling “No, no, no!” and “Oh my God!” I watched, transfixed, as the Thunder Mustang …
A stinky start to 2010 aka Goliath’s worst day ever
While Mr. T and I toasted the New Year with bubbly, our poor pooch stayed home to nurse his wounds and figure …